The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
ALAN BENNETTSo, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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