Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
ALAN BENNETTSo, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left,
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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