Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
AL YANKOVICMy wife went off with Elvis.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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