I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
AL YANKOVICMy wife went off with Elvis.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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