You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
AL YANKOVICMy wife went off with Elvis.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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