I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
AL YANKOVICMy wife went off with Elvis.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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