Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
AL YANKOVICThen I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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