There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
AL YANKOVICThen I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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