Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
AL YANKOVICVelvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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