On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
AL YANKOVICVelvet Elvis never puts on weight.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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