I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
AL YANKOVICVelvet Elvis never puts on weight.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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