Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
AL YANKOVICVelvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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