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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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