If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
AL YANKOVICI’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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