There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
AL YANKOVICI’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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