He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
AL YANKOVICI’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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