Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
AL YANKOVICI’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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