So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
AL YANKOVICI’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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