That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
AL YANKOVICI’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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I’m a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, “How am I going to screw this up?” [Laughs] If I’m really actively trying to think of a parody, then I’ll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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