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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.

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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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