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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.

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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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