It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
AL YANKOVICI’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I’ve ever done, so it’s a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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