No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
AL YANKOVICI’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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