And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
AL YANKOVICYou can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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