As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
AL YANKOVICYou can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, “Yes, of course they have, they’ve thought of it!”
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