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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

Al Yankovic

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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