And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
AL YANKOVICAfter that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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