I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
AL YANKOVICHe put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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