I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
AL YANKOVICHe put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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