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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.

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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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Bottom Class Country Doctor Fifty Graduate Half Percent
It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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Basketball Being Close Fired Longer Profession Stay
There’s no one who’s dropped on top of the mountain. You’ve got to work your way to the top.
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Drop Mountain No One Top Way
It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
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Attention Average Bother Box Fan Man Matter Pay Score Sportswriter Team
When a guy takes off his coat, he’s not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!
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Basketball Coat Fight Go Guy Out Take Watch Wristwatch
All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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Affair Basketball Curies Eventually Girl Gonna Hair Love
That’s it. Curtains. Off to the races. Treetops. Seashells and balloons.
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Balloon Curtain Off Race Seashell Treetop
Don’t call me son unless you’re going to include me in your will. (When Adolph Rupp called him, “Son.”)
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Basketball Call Go Include Son Unless Will
Make your life exciting.
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Basketball Excite Hurt Life Long Make
Help one kid at a time. He’ll maybe go back and help a few more.
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Back Basketball Few Help Kid More Time
I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
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Back Bring Claw Fight Lobster Sometimes Tank Told Waiter Win
Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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Allow Basket Carry Center Double Eliminate Gun Height Inch Jump Limit Player Raise Referee Size
I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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Basketball Come Country Fall Someone Wallet
I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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Bought Claw Fight Lobster Miss Night One Order Restaurant Water
I believe in a business boarding up early. If you make a mistake, you put the boards in the window of the store and say, “Hey, I made a mistake.
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Boarding Business Early Leadership Mistake Sport Window Zero
The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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Difference Eccentric Number Nut Only Own Security

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