Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
AL MCGUIRE” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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The world is run by C students
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You measure a player from the head up.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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Live in the moment that you are in.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
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You’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.
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I don’t believe in worrying over failures. I worry about successes. This is opposite from most people.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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