For me, the Church is the enemy.
AL GOLDSTEIN
AL GOLDSTEIN
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Love is a deception and a trap.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
Al GoldsteinAl Goldstein I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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There’s nothing like the local church when it’s working right. Its beauty is indescribable. Its power is breathtaking. Its potential is unlimited. No other organization on earth is like the church. Nothing even comes close.
Bill HybelsBill Hybels A revival does two things. First, it returns the Church from her backsliding and second, it causes the conversion of men and women; and it always includes the conviction of sin on the part of the Church. What a spell the devil seems to cast over the Church today!
Billy SundayBilly Sunday A powerless church has nothing for the devil to counterfeit.
Bill JohnsonBill Johnson Monica Langley has a great piece in The Wall Street Journal about how they’re trying to create different kinds of moments for Donald Trump, as opposed to just him shouting at rallies.
Bill BurtonBill Burton Im known for snatchin’ purses and bombin’ churches I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose
Big LBig L Church is what you do. Church is who you are. Church is the human outworking of the person of Jesus Christ. Let’s not go to Church, let’s be the Church.
Bill HybelsBill Hybels The Gates of Hell shall not prevail against it.
Benjamin RushBenjamin Rush In 1835 at Kirtland I learned from my Sisters Husband Lyman R. Shirman, who was close to the Prophet and Received it from him. That the ancient order of plural marriage was again to be practiced by the Church.
Benjamin F. JohnsonBenjamin F. Johnson