It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
AL GOLDSTEINMarried sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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Love is a deception and a trap.
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The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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I refuse to be silenced.
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For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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Religion has the same goal
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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