I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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More Al Goldstein Quotes
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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Religion has the same goal
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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I refuse to be silenced.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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