“It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.”

I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.

To me it is more beautiful than a topless club

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.

I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.

Religion has the same goal

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,

It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.

There is nothing to match the whoosh and soar, the almost magical flight of a beautifully hit drive or 5-iron.

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone’s wrapping fish in it.

By not asking too much, you can believe in almost anything..like..a starry night in the mountains, or even the existence of fate.

I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.

I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.

I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.

When I grew up in the ’70s I thought you had to take drugs. It was almost like I didn’t think you had a choice.