“It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.”

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

Love is a deception and a trap.

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.

To me it is more beautiful than a topless club

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.

I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.