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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.

Al Franken

The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Country Democrat Go Minnesota Second Senator State Way
I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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Change Make Perfectionist Start Stop
During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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Administration Bob Ceremony Country During Each Evil Include Live Present President
I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Meant Nation Our Realize
Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Friend Good Mine People Very
I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Awful Know Learn Lot Minnesota People
Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Comedian Deal Perform Pressure Stress Under
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Humor Look Really Sense Terrorist
I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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Administration Allow Different Do Environment Focus Lie Lot Media Probably Right Stuff Wing
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Career Entire Satirist Spent
I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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Get Happ Satisfaction Something Writing
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
AL FRANKEN

Masturbate Mistake Okay Today Want Written
Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Call Disinformation Disinfotain Entertain People Spread
Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Call Couple Give Good Help Hero Know Occasionally Speech
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKEN

Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
AL FRANKEN

Breath Cause Decline Each Enough Farm Hog Industrial Live Lucky People Property Value Vicinity

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