If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
AL FRANKENI think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
More Al Franken Quotes
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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