It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
AL FRANKENIt’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
AL FRANKENMost of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
AL FRANKENI couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
AL FRANKENMy mom sold real estate and did it part time.
AL FRANKENAnyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
AL FRANKENAt ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
AL FRANKENI’m for Israel’s right to exist.
AL FRANKENMy dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
AL FRANKENWhat you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
AL FRANKENI’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKENGood schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
AL FRANKENI believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
AL FRANKENToday I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
AL FRANKENMy dad was a terrible businessman.
AL FRANKENThere is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKENArmed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
AL FRANKEN