I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENI think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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