Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
AL FRANKENTeen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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