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AL FRANKENTeen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
More Al Franken Quotes
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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