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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.

Al Franken

The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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Attack Comedy People Personal Specialize
If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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