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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.

Al Franken

If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Ballot Even Myself People Travesty Vote
And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Blockbuster Distribute Foreign Latest Movie Online Serial Show Website
If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.

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