I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENMy parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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