And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
AL FRANKENIf I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
More Al Franken Quotes
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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