There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
AL FRANKENIf I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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