They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
AL FRANKENIf I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
More Al Franken Quotes
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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