I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
AL FRANKENThe way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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