We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
AL FRANKENI don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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