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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.

Al Franken

I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Anything Appear Leader Less Mild Mind Think Tomorrow
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Anticipate Century Coming Constitution Evolve Founder New Technology Way Written
Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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Hell Illness Lost Loved Mental One People Severer
You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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