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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.

Al Franken

My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Dad End Graduate Mom Print Real Salesman School
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Carpet Inspirational Put Slipper Whole World
We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Back Have Need Pro-science Science
Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Change Country Evolution Expectation Law Meed Reflect Society Technology
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Advice Comedy Contradict Encounter Good Seemingly
But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Agenda Also Bias Media Party Right Wing
When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Become Country Either Feel Happen Like More Place Thing Two
The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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Apparatus League Mirror Radio Right Team Wing Year
And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Book Down Easy Fun Information Laugh Make People Think Understand Write
My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Beautiful Behind Believe Come Dad Go Humankind Include Magnificient Nature Told View
I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Book Crush Responsibility Satirical Write
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Administration Campaign Country Independent Investigation Relationship
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Creator Issue More No One Overeating Sensitive
My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Businessman Dad Terrible
The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Apply Built Government Individual Institution Privacy Private Protect Right Sector Year

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