I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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