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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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Access Life Mean Real Sometimes Spiritual
Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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