I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
AL FRANKENDuring the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
More Al Franken Quotes
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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