I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENDuring the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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