My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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