You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
AL FRANKENI might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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