I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKENI might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
More Al Franken Quotes
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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