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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

Al Franken

If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

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