black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

Al Franken

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKEN

Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
AL FRANKEN

Believe Collect Go Information People Right Store
I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
AL FRANKEN

Arm Country Create Deficit Fact Go Huge Movie People Reagan Think
Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
AL FRANKEN

English First Language People Second Tend Time Voter
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
AL FRANKEN

Among Christian Hypocrisy Point Religious Right Think Tremendous
He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
AL FRANKEN

Career Essential Life Print Salesman Such Working
Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
AL FRANKEN

Free Internet Keep Let Weird
My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
AL FRANKEN

Always Bullies Dad Hit Kid Kind Other Playground Run Stand Teacher
Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
AL FRANKEN

Campaign Career Certain Done People Political Really Satirist Senate Territory Thinking Unchanged
Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
AL FRANKEN

Comedian Deal Perform Pressure Stress Under
You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
AL FRANKEN

Bad Country Criticize Everything Grow Up Liberal Love Mommy Powerful
I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
AL FRANKEN

Administration Allow Different Do Environment Focus Lie Lot Media Probably Right Stuff Wing
You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
AL FRANKEN

Delete Dominant Establish Facebook Opinion Political Really Social Spend World Year
Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
AL FRANKEN

Antitrust Business Compete Competition Each Other Law Protect
Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
AL FRANKEN

Change Country Evolution Expectation Law Meed Reflect Society Technology
I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
AL FRANKEN

Anything Appear Leader Less Mild Mind Think Tomorrow

I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Al Franken Quotes