When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
AL FRANKENI once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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