There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
AL FRANKENWhen people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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