If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
AL FRANKENSometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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