I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENI’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENThe way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
AL FRANKENI think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
AL FRANKENChanging technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
AL FRANKENLiberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
AL FRANKENI’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
AL FRANKENThe government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
AL FRANKENThe next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
AL FRANKENMy dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
AL FRANKENMy parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
AL FRANKENThe guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
AL FRANKENThe Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
AL FRANKENRussia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
AL FRANKENThe nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
AL FRANKENI once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKENWell, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
AL FRANKEN