I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENI might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENHe [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
AL FRANKENAnd the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
AL FRANKENI think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
AL FRANKENThey’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
AL FRANKENIt’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
AL FRANKENI got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
AL FRANKENI’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
AL FRANKENThere is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKENThere’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
AL FRANKENThe only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
AL FRANKENBy best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
AL FRANKENI’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
AL FRANKENThere’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
AL FRANKENI’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKENI mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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