No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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