The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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