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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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