If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
AL FRANKENI’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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