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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.

Al Franken

And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Him Hit Run Say Sue Teacher When
There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Advice Color Form Many People Rainbow
Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Actual Attention Bad Good Growth Help Love Mean Talk Understand
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Apply Built Government Individual Institution Privacy Private Protect Right Sector Year
During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Career College Country Deferment Enjoy Military Student
I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Card Collect Consent Data Default Personal Think
I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Class Country Grow Job Kid Lucky Middle Parent Time Up World
The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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College Concern Family Future Hold Home Kid Really
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Develop Free Incredibly Interest Nature Neutrality Pace Rapid Start Think YouTube
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Bear Children Cook Country Do Focus Grandmother Pray Women
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Each Other Humor Opposition Seriousness
Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Able Class Enjoy Fruit Hard Work Labor Lifetime Middle Promis Retire
They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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Care College Country Decline Health Home Kid Pay Scare Send Serve Try Value Worry

I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.

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