One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
AL FRANKENI don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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