I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
AL FRANKENWhining is anger through a small opening.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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