I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENWhining is anger through a small opening.
More Al Franken Quotes
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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