I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
AL FRANKENWhining is anger through a small opening.
More Al Franken Quotes
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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