It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
AL FRANKENWhining is anger through a small opening.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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