If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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