Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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