When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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