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Al Franken

I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Exactly Kind Know Mean Mediaite Still Work
Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Go Honest Kidding No Oh Really
There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Advice Color Form Many People Rainbow
creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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All Country Create Easier Job Life Make Million Over People World
I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Cream Handle President Soda Want
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Address Arm Facebook Home More Nothing Number Phone
The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Campaign Freedom Google Impeach Information Pledge Silicon Valley
I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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Fight Just Like Minnesotan Nice Root Sensible Twin Viking
Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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Asking Conservative Human Liberal Like Mainstream Media Much Oil Question Thinking Whether
There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Coach Early Found Humor Indignation Little Mean Pulling Righteous Try
National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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Account Electorate Government Inform Law Must National Preserve Protect Security Trust
The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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Become Crash Drive Industry led Many Mortgage Part Practice Small Unfair
If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Control Conversation Country Important Information Issue
One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Guy Hide Notice One Politics Pretty Thick Thing
Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Bill Century Football Great Play President Touch

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