They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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