Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
AL FRANKENIt’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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