I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
AL FRANKENIt’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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