And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENToo many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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