But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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