Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
AL FRANKENToo many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
More Al Franken Quotes
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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