creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
AL FRANKENThey talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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