I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKENThey talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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