Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
AL FRANKENThere’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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