And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENI want a president who can handle a cream soda.
More Al Franken Quotes
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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