I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
AL FRANKENI want a president who can handle a cream soda.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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