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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Career College Country Deferment Enjoy Military Student
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Each Other Humor Opposition Seriousness
Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Being Dog Master Raise Sense Service Well
I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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Anticipate Apple Fact Fingerprint iPhone Likely Make More Reader Secure Smartphone
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Creator Issue More No One Overeating Sensitive
My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Businessman Dad Terrible
If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Back Father Going Kind Person Policy President
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Chance Election Family Need Really Voice Win Work
I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Develop Free Incredibly Interest Nature Neutrality Pace Rapid Start Think YouTube
I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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Administration Allow Different Do Environment Focus Lie Lot Media Probably Right Stuff Wing
There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Coach Early Found Humor Indignation Little Mean Pulling Righteous Try
I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Book Crush Responsibility Satirical Write
I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Behalf Deep Feel Life Limb Men Obligation Our Risk Women
My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Always Bullies Dad Hit Kid Kind Other Playground Run Stand Teacher

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