I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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