Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
AL FRANKENIt’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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