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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.

Al Franken

Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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Country Liberal Most Reclaim Think Want
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Career Entire Satirist Spent
I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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Assure Country Nsa People Spy
Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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Anti-competitive Antitrust Challenge Change Enforcement Even Marketplace Practice Technology Trend
Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Ask Call Candidate Election Faith Finance Manage Money Need People Phone Public Renew Room Time
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Delete Dominant Establish Facebook Opinion Political Really Social Spend World Year
I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Card Collect Consent Data Default Personal Think
I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Aftre Bank Being Die Happen Heaven
They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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