I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
AL FRANKENI’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
AL FRANKENWhen the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
AL FRANKENI think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
AL FRANKENIf Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
AL FRANKENMy dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
AL FRANKENGrown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
AL FRANKENThe institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
AL FRANKENI don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
AL FRANKENI ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
AL FRANKENLove takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
AL FRANKENWe don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
AL FRANKENIt was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
AL FRANKENFor 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
AL FRANKENWhy don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
AL FRANKENThat’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
AL FRANKENProgressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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