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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.

Al Franken

I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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