It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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