Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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