He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
AL FRANKENThe Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
More Al Franken Quotes
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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