I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
AL FRANKENMistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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