I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
AL FRANKENMistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
More Al Franken Quotes
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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