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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.

Al Franken

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
AL FRANKEN

Demagoguery Else Mean On Put Radio Sell Something Station
I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Actual Country Grow Up Minnesota
I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Administration Ball Invite Perk
Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Actual Attention Bad Good Growth Help Love Mean Talk Understand
Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
AL FRANKEN

Ask Call Candidate Election Faith Finance Manage Money Need People Phone Public Renew Room Time
We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Country Investigate Need Owe President
Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
AL FRANKEN

Comedian Deal Perform Pressure Stress Under
I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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Assure Country Nsa People Spy
The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
AL FRANKEN

Agenda Balance Bone Budget Citizen Medicaid Radical Republican Slash Start Vision Vulnerance
Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
AL FRANKEN

Afraid Doubt Fraud Go Lot People Self Sometimes Tell
Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Able Class Enjoy Fruit Hard Work Labor Lifetime Middle Promis Retire
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Back Carrier Cell Go Month Movement Phone Physical Record Wireless Year

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