I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
AL FRANKENSome of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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