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AL FRANKENSome of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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