The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
AL FRANKENSome of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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