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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.

Al Franken

Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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Believe Call College During Friend God Popular President Some Time Trial Vote
I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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After Die Different Go Hell Kind Place Think
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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Among Christian Hypocrisy Point Religious Right Think Tremendous
Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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Apple Aware Complete Google Information More Option Party People Privacy Screen Setting Share
When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Choice Company Consumer Dominant Establish Lose Market Meaningful Opinion Political Position Year
We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Country Investigate Need Owe President
Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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Begining Internet Net Neutrality Place Since
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Back Do Get Home Involve Move Next Politics Run Thing
He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Enough Making Money Three Week Year
I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Country Cut Death Disinformation Fall No Panel People Victim
They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Bad Balance Develop Habit Like Objective Stuff
Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Colleague Government Interest Many Republican
If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Ballot Even Myself People Travesty Vote
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Creator Issue More No One Overeating Sensitive
He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Career Essential Life Print Salesman Such Working
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody

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