My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
AL FRANKENWhen you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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