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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.

Al Franken

Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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Feet Foot Gate Guy Ourselves Right Shot Year
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Carpet Inspirational Put Slipper Whole World
Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Country Country Love Doe Engage Enough Hate Honestly Liberal Reader
Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Fatal Learn Least Mistake Other Unless
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Angry Media Right Wing
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Hear Look No President
There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Administration Campaign Country Independent Investigation Relationship
I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Anything Away Been Block Build Country Many
If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Back Father Going Kind Person Policy President
Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Friend Good Mine People Very
I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Channel Editorial Journal Mainstream Media Page Part
And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Indiscriminate Make Murder Point Political Terror
There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Either Element Given God Necessarily Responsible Talent
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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Country Favorable Four Higher Most Point Politician Unpopular

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