The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
AL FRANKENWhy don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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