If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
AISHA TYLERPop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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