I really do know football.
AISHA TYLERPop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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