Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
AISHA TYLERPop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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